Orphan holiday

Dear CEO:



I just wanted to drop a quick note saying thanks for the BBQ lunch you provided us today.



In the future, you know what would have been even better? Instead of wasting the extra money on lunch, why not give us the effing day off? You know, like the rest of America? Oh, and like all the people in our office who we just merged with.



'Newbies, you get a four-day weekend. Everyone else, here's some slaw.'
Way to boost morale and create a cohesive environment.

Best,
DMo