LIST!: Why I'm a terrible adult

I consume blended iced beverages (Slurpees, Frappucinos, milk shakes) quickly enough to get a brain freeze.

I still drink Slurpees, Frappucinos and milk shakes. All too often.

I like to get lost on my bike and find my way home.

My diet consists mainly of water, pizza, pasta, and jujy fruits, which, oddly enough, are not part of the fruits and vegetables group.

If it's after 11pm, I'll probably take my time flipping past "Skinimax."

Related: my vocabulary is very strong when it comes to slang synonyms for "breasts."

I don't participate in office politics and wear my disgust for them visibly.

I spend all of my money. Foolishly.

I'm afraid of the doctor's office.

I'm currently reading a book recommended to me by my brother. He's nine.

Thursday, I'm headed to a screening of several episodes of Get a Life, the ultimate story of avoiding adulthood.

Right now, I'd rather be: riding my bike, playing MLB on PS2, laying in bed, skiing, playing with dogs. Or, really, doing just about anything else.