I'm a fighter, not a lover.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

You stay classy, Yankee Stadium



Last night, standing in line to use the men's room. It's a very crowded, unorganized approach to the idea of a queue. Lots of jostling and aggressive alpha-dog-style eye contact.

Big, giant, thick-necked, tattooed fat man turns to me: "I'm gonna piss on your head. Right there on your head. And your hair will grow back. Like a Chia Pet. I'm gonna piss on your head and you're gonna grow a head full of grass."

And that was before he found out that I was a Red Sox fan.

7 Comments:

Blogger Sara Z. said...

Admit it. It makes you want to go to a Bees (nee Stingerzzzz) game.

5:54 PM

 
Blogger Forty_Two said...

Alpha males are an increasingly dangerous and expensive anachronism.

What do you think of my mission statement?

5:58 PM

 
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

so did it work? are you sprouting?

12:17 PM

 
Blogger DMo said...

Sure did, Helen. That photo above is actually me.

Whatcha think?

12:31 PM

 
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Totally hot.

Too bad you like the wrong team.

1:49 PM

 
Blogger DMo said...

H: Shouldn't you be rooting for the Rockies or something?

1:53 PM

 
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Only when I visit Denver. And drink heavily.

10:58 AM

 

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