Is this the definition of irony?
Last night, while riding my bike through Brooklyn, I saw a trash truck on Flatbush Ave. While stopped at a red light, the trashman driving rolled down his window and tossed his apple core onto the street.
I'm a fighter, not a lover.
Last night, while riding my bike through Brooklyn, I saw a trash truck on Flatbush Ave. While stopped at a red light, the trashman driving rolled down his window and tossed his apple core onto the street.
So this weekend was the annual Shawn Birthday Weekend Extravaganza. So, for his birthday, I gave Shawnie the greatest gift I could think of... the gift of Handlebars. If I had breasts, perhaps it would have been a different present, but I don't. So this is it--the next best thing.
It's restaurant week in Brooklyn.
Maybe it's the beard.