Worst winter ever

70 degrees in the city today?

Nope. There's definitely no such thing as global warming. A bunch of liberal horseshit. (Due to the limits of this medium, I feel it necessary to mention that this was sarcasm. Thank you.)

Seems like a pretty good time to support these guys.

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Update (2:05pm):
Still, there's something nice about a warm lunch break. The farmer's market at Union Square is alive in a way I haven't seen it in months and beautiful women are taking off their coats. So what if we're all going to die?